Cuddling With Decadence

Hey guys. Are you in the doghouse big time? Do you need to make it up to that special someone in a serious way? If money is no objet then I have the solution for you! A German firm has created the world's most expensive teddy bear. This bad boy is made of real gold, and eyes made with sapphires and diamonds. It goes for just over $90,000.00 Canadian and includes a holiday.
Margarete Steiff GmbH, which claims to have made the world's first ever teddy bear, made the golden bear to celebrate its 125th anniversary.

The new bear has a mouth made of solid gold, fur made from gold thread and eyes with pupils of sapphire and irises made from 20 tiny diamonds. It is packed with pure wool elephant which features 47 diamonds worked into white gold on its saddle.

It's not like all you get for that money is a couple of stuffed toys either. There are a bunch of goodies tied to this deal.

To house your expensive friends you get an illuminated showcase with a place for a book.

Since you have book drawer they also give you a book as well. This tells the story behind the creation of this delight with a numbered certificate, signed by Friedhelm Steiff in person.

You also get a pure (24 karat) gold anniversary medallion

Most importantly you get a 3-day luxury break at a first-class hotel in Ulm, including a visit to the wonderful new "Die Welt von Steiff" museum and an exclusive gala dinner at Margarete Steiff's birthplace. This is made possible so that they can laugh at you for spending that much for a teddy bear.

They've only made 125 of these collectible delights so hurry to their site and get yours today! I'll stay in the doghouse myself as that kind of money is a tad much. I think this kind of suck-up is reserved for those really monumental oops moments, like backing over an in-law, or accidentally bringing home the wrong child. This seems just a little bit decadent for my tastes. Maybe it's just me but can't you see Veruca Salt stomping her feet and saying "Daddy I want them all! RIGHT! NOW!"