Spam

Remember the good old days when spam came in a can?

I recently had to collapse an email address because the flood of spam routinely plugged it up. Any real people trying to email would get returned emails saying the recipient's mailbox is full.

It should had said "Nice try buddy - this mailbox is plugged full of enlarged anatomy, better sex guides and discounted drugs". It's kind of like trying to make a phone call while telemarketers dial your number every 15 seconds, as opposed to the typical rate of one every 2 minutes until you finish eating, and then at 30 minute intervals after that.

I tell you man, once I get those cheques from those dead African miner's families I am so going to enlarge my penis and go after some of those lonely desperate women that keep sending me provocative messages.

Then I'm going to sign up for a conference to help me make more money by email. That'll give me the cash to buy all the email addresses I need.

I'll let you know how it goes