Build A Better Mousetrap

Given my new found hobby of rodent eradication I decree a competition for the masses. Let it be broadcast across the land, far and wide, that I am seeking a design for the ultimate mousetrap. Submissions will be accepted by email and the winner will be crowned next week after all the entries are scrutinized by a panel of expert judges (myself and the voices in my head). No idea is too crazy and no concept will go unconsidered. I will be accepting written descriptions, from the visual arts challenged souls among you, as well as images of your finest vermin slaughtering apparatus.

Submissions will be accepted until Thursday January 6th next year.