National Headache Awareness Week: June 5-11

I am aware of headaches and get them myself. This tragic condition could be attributed to many things. Maybe it is the people that roam the streets of our world, self absorbed and disconnected, although I don't really care what the rest of the world is doing or thinking at the best of times so that's not likely it. Maybe it is because I sleep very little in terms of "normal" people, although in my opinion I am the normal soul and you closet narcoleptics with your constant need for sleep are the outcasts so that isn't likely it either. It could be all the caffeine I drink, but coffee and I get along too well to be on non-speaking terms so I can't believe that would be it. It could be because of the extra hair I have accumulated waiting for this weekend's shearing to occur, but I don't think that's it either.

Nope, I've decided it's the little the head gnomes that dwell inside my so called mind. Could you guys try to swing your tiny hammers with less vigor, it's like living next door to a woodpecker. It is they who are responsible for the drivel you read here. When tasked with something to do they simply approach it in their odd way and just toss out half-baked solutions. It is my opinion that they are obviously drinkers, that or extreme believers in better living through recreational chemistry. Three cheers to them for making life a lot more fun though. I'm not sure which one of is at the wheel or if you take turns but good on ya! By tossing the equilibrium of reality aside and forging your own path through the murky life before me you have caused some serious fun in your wake.

Oh, no .......

Hang on.......

It was probably because I stood up into the bottom of that shelf a couple of nights ago.

Never mind the gnome thing, my head isn't quite right, but it should get better soon (don't you all just wish that were true).

But just in case, thanks again little gnomes for your consideration in this matter.