Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Useless Prisoners

As a member of the Useless Men, I am always encouraged top know that our ranks are still prominent in the world at large. For those of you that felt that we are a regional phenomena, located primarily in North America, feast you eyes on these fine specimens.

It turns out that a gang of Brazilian prisoners planned an escape. They accumulated the necessary gear and began tunneling. After much hard work they finally broke through into daylight and prepared to make their run for it. The only problem is that they had tunneled into the prison yard.

A grand total of 67 men emerged just 30 centimeters short of Timoteo Prison's main perimeter wall. All that planning and it had been brought down by bad planning. As they emerged from the tunnel. What makes it better is that there was obviously a snitch in their ranks. When they found their tunnel too short and emerged into the daylight they found the guards, already waiting to take them back to their cells.

The guards were quoted as saying "They were so frustrated and we could not hold our laughter, they were really dumb!"

That proves useless men are occupying two continents at the very least.


Blogger Martini said...

I don't know if those prisoners are entirely useless - they seem quite good at digging a tunnel that can hold 67 people. That's gotta be worth something.

12:28:00 PM  
Blogger Rowan said...

whoah, if you have to be a crook, at least be good at it for pete's sake.

2:11:00 PM  
Blogger Running2Ks said...

My point exactly--get out a map or read directions, men! LOL

12:30:00 AM  
Blogger Useless Man said...

Long Live the Useless Man

7:55:00 AM  
Blogger glomgold said...

This sounds like a bad movie plot!

11:26:00 PM  

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