Thursday, December 29, 2005

HNT #13

Ahhhhhhh the holidays.

They are a magical time of year.

Time off work.

Inventory counts upon returning to work.

Rampant goodness and generosity.

Excessive amounts of holiday cheer.

Abundant amounts of holiday analgesics to counteract the cheer.

Sugar crazed children and exhausted spouses.

What's a man to do but spank his monkey?

I don't think this was what Peter Gabriel was thinking when he said Shock The Monkey!

The best part about this particular Christmas gift is the function! Click here to see this little guy in action to truly enjoy it!! Make sure you turn up your speakers!

And I haven't forgotten Osbasso's request so here is my favourite HNT of the year for Osbasso's Year-End HNT Memories.

Join the fun and click the button. Go on click it now!
Press it! Preesss iiiiit!!!

Don't forget to submit any burning questions you need answered to the Useless Men. You probably won't be any further along in the answer department, but it's good for a laugh.


Blogger Furzl said...

lmao at the monkey. The nipple action pic has to be an HNT classic.

Happy HNT

8:20:00 AM  
Blogger lime said...

what a great giggle to start my day!! thanks. happy HNT!

9:07:00 AM  
Blogger Red said...

Love it! Love the HNT too!

9:43:00 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

LOL great one!!


10:49:00 AM  
Blogger Mark Leslie said...

LOL. Love the favourite pic and yes, you do frighten Peter Gabriel. Happy HNT and Happy New Year! Thanks for making us laugh so much this past year

11:37:00 AM  
Blogger The Persian said...

Happy HNT! :)

12:01:00 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann said...

Funny! Happy HNT and a very Happy New Year!

12:04:00 PM  
Blogger JODSTER said...

I think the monkey video is disturbing...


12:54:00 PM  
Blogger lecram sinun said...

Very cool! Cheers, Happy HNT, and have a Wonderful New Year!

12:55:00 PM  
Blogger MamaKBear said...

LMAO! You're HNTs always make me smile!

Happy HNT! :)

1:34:00 PM  
Blogger Aims said...

fantastic! As always!!

2:20:00 PM  
Blogger Celti said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You're sick!

I think I'm in love. lol

5:24:00 PM  
Blogger schaumi said...

That's quite funny!

8:10:00 PM  
Blogger FunkyB said...

Absolutely adorable. Happy HNT and Happy New Year!

9:24:00 PM  
Blogger Lake Allison said...

bad monkey..BAD MONKEY!!!!!!!

11:24:00 PM  
Blogger awaterpixie said...

I'm loving this whole 'Best of HNT's' flashbacks...

You're so damn funny!

Happy New Year and Happy HNT.


8:58:00 AM  
Blogger Martini said...

Are you sure that's your monkey?

10:37:00 AM  
Blogger Elle said...

That video was just.....wrong. But I laughed my f-ing ASS OFF!!!!!!!!


Happy New Year!!

11:43:00 AM  
Blogger Jayleigh said...

Love the HNT as always, and the monkey video... oh my word. Interesting!

Happy New Year, friend!

11:09:00 PM  
Blogger Hick said...

Happy New Year, RP. You have made me laugh out loud so many times. You have also made me think long and hard about some of the issues you have written about.

Keep writing.

9:28:00 AM  
Blogger happyandblue2 said...

Happy New Year. And hope there are many monkey spankings for you in 2006..

9:38:00 AM  
Blogger PBS said...

Ha ha, that's cute! Poor monkey. Have a Happy New Year!

10:14:00 AM  
Blogger Aims said...

Happy New Year!

12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

Just popping in to wish you a happy and safe New Year celebration!

1:23:00 PM  
Blogger ...just-rambling... said...


Hope you have a fun New Year's Eve and Happy New Year!

4:02:00 PM  
Blogger wondy woman said...

I feel slightly grubby now. But in a good way...

Wondy x

7:41:00 AM  
Blogger dan said...

happy new years

7:29:00 PM  
Blogger David said...

here from Jayleigh's - but not sure why ... just kidding

10:25:00 PM  
Blogger L said...

heh heh heh :)

8:46:00 PM  

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