Rolling Up The Debt

Well it's "Roll Up The Rim To Win" time again! I put it in quotes as I seem to have perfected the Roll Up part, but have yet to pull off the win. At stake are prizes including food and coffee, barbecues, $1000.00 in cash, 50" televisions and a new SUV. Well they call it an SUV but it looks an awful lot like a jacked up station wagon. In the quest to win a prize or two, what I end up doing is drinking far too much coffee. The primary problem is that the cups are too damn polite. Here in Canada we are suckers for good manners and Tim Hortons is too damn smart for the likes of us. They capitalize on our weakness by printing polite cups.


The whole mess started on February 27th and three days later I was vibrating enough to contract out to the paint counter at the local Home Depot. Not to mention having spent every available penny on coffees. My only saving grace was that Tims doesn't take credit cards. This was good until I discovered I could take cash out of bank machines with my credit card so it began anew. I was running from the debt collectors and jittering around like an unbalanced tire. So it was off to one week of intensive coffee detox for me. For 5 days straight I was beaten with empty red contest cups and used coffee filters to the point that when anyone offered me a coffee I curled up in a ball in the corner, rocking back and forth screaming "NOT SO HARRRD!".

I'm glad to say I'm back and functional, but seem to have developed some sort of narcolepsy. I'm sure it's unrelated, but I'm keeping an eye on it when I can keep one open long enough.

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