Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Lazy

It's summer and I'm lazy so here goes a meme robbed from many others

Snuck out of the house...
    When I was living at home, and now.


Gotten lost in your city...
    Of course, I'm male. Although I really did know where I was going all along, honest


Seen a shooting star...
    Yup. They look way better in the north, away from the city lights though.


Been to any other countries besides Canada...
    USA, UK, Wales, Dominican Republic, France


Had a serious surgery...
    Had the tendons in my right had reattached, does that count?


Gone out in public in your pajamas...
    Why wouldn't I


Kissed a stranger...
    Yeah and boy were they nervous after that one (I think they enjoyed it and were afraid to admit it though)


Hugged a stranger...
    Well if I've kissed one, what are the odds I haven't hugged one?


Been in a fist fight...
    More than a few of these.


Been arrested...
    Only twice.


Laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose...
    Yes, and I can say it's a lot more pleasant than having 151 proof rum come out of your nose. I think my sinuses are scarred to this day.


Pushed all the buttons on an elevator...
    Except for the alarm button, absolutely. I like to do that and then when someone else gets on, just look disapprovingly at the floor display as it goes from one to the next.


Swore at your parents...
    I've said before I'm not smart. I never said I was insane!!


Been in love...
    Still am


Been close to love...
    How exactly does one get close to love. Near as I can figure that's a yes. We were almost there and the little one wanted a drink late at night, does that count?


Been to a casino...
    Many, many times


Been skydiving...
    Dare to dream. I'll get there one day


Skinny dipped...
    Yessir! And let me tell you, that's a lot of skinny to be dipping!!


Skipped school...
    My record stands with 47 absences in once class and a final grade of 88%


Seen a therapist...
    I convinced the school counselor I needed one but never went. I got chewed out when I got home for arsing about with head shrinking types


Done the splits...
    Only once, and totally by accident. I still walk differently because of it


Played spin the bottle...
    Yup!


Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour...
    Dear god no! Now beer......


Bitten someone...
    I was trying to get to the creamy filling, how was I to know there was only blood in there.


Been to Niagara Falls...
    Many times.


Have I ever?
    Just once. Oh yeah, you don't usually get it more than once.


Kissed a member of the same sex...
    Yup. It was the best way I could come up with to get him out of my seat at a party once. Little did I know it would actually get him clear out of the building. One point for me!!


Crashed into a friend's car?...
    Yes, but I was using my body. Left quite a bruise.


Been to Japan...
    No but I would possibly be mistaken for Godzilla, so I swore off of ever going for the safety of the country.


Ridden in a taxi...
    Drunk and sober


Been dumped...
    Who'd dump me? Everyone loves me......oh wait. Yeah once.


Shoplifted...
    Yes


Been fired...
    Never even once. I have actually been threatened that if I leave my job I'll be hunted down by a pack of wild dogs.


Had a crush on someone of the same sex...
    Can't say as I have, but that Pierce Brosnan is really hunky.


Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back...
    Yes. And then I had to change dentists, he was really wierded out. Oh wait, can I change my answer to the previous question


Lied to a friend...
    Just one!!??


Had a crush on a teacher...
    Absolutely. As far as I know the restraining order is still in place. I didn't know that was her garden, honest!


Celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans...
    I can only dream. Hell I'd be happy to celebrate Mardi-Gras anywhere


Slept with a co-worker...
    Not with the hassle.


Been married...
    I still am


Had children...
    1 and 1/2 (8 weeks to go)


Seen someone die...
    Yes. I've even cleaned them up, but that's a different story


Had a close friend die...
    A few actually


Been to Africa...
    No. I'm afraid one of the elephants might take a liking to me and put its trunk somewhere unpleasant. (I'm even more afraid I might like it


Driven over 400 miles in one day...
    Actually it was about 900 miles, I drove for about 14 hours straight once.


Been to US...
    US who?


Been to Mexico...
    Not yet, but I'm going to live on the edge and drink the water. Trichinosis be damned.


Been to India...
    See Africa


Been on a plane...
    A few actually


Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show...
    Who wouldn't. I've actually been dressed in costume and all. You can't just see it, you have to find a theater crazy enough to show to see it in all it's fan participation and toast flinging fury.


Eaten sushi...
    Not only eat it, but make it


Been skiing/snowboarding...
    Skiing yes, snowboarding no. I had enough trouble keeping my balance with legs spread and a stick in each hand. I'm expected to strap both feet together on one board an use no sticks? Not bloody likely.


Met someone in person from the internet...
    Yes indeed


Lost a child...
    Not yet, but given the way I am with car keys it's only a matter of time.


Gone to college/university...
    Enrolled in college. Most expensive cover charge I've ever paid to drink in my life. I've gone to a few Universities, but only to drink and wreak havoc in the dorms.


Graduated college/university...
    Amazingly enough, even with all the drinking, yes.


Fired a gun...
    A few different ones.


Purposely hurt yourself...
    If this is counting relationships then yes. Physically no.


Taken painkillers...
    Does scotch count?


Been intimate with someone of the same gender.............
    Not at all. I'm not even comfortable with me! Let alone some other fella's bits waving around. I probably wouldn't be able to stop laughing. Women a pretty when they're naked, guys just look funny, I don;t know how you girls keep a straight face. Maybe that's why most girls want the lights off.

16 Comments:

Blogger blue2go said...

Cute picture and funny post! These are always fun to read and better still with lots of humor added!

7:28:00 AM  
Blogger bounce said...

ok, here's the new rule, anyone who does a meme has to use the same panache and flair as Rainypete.

9:25:00 AM  
Blogger Ruth said...

i agree bounce. bravo pete

10:43:00 AM  
Blogger Schotzy said...

Ah my friend if Smartass could be patented you would own it. Love the answers. S

10:45:00 AM  
Blogger Hick said...

I didn't know you were expecting another child. Congrats.

Why would you want to jump out of a perfectly good plane? (Shakes head in disbelief.)

11:21:00 AM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

Brill LIst. Lots of lots of lots of laughs:)
lost a child.... lol just wait it is easy done.... opps now I've gone and done it ;)

11:23:00 AM  
Blogger Sask 1 said...

Your just how i imagined you to be Rainy Pete

11:30:00 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

Hee hee, kitten! (Also hee hee re: dentist!)

12:54:00 PM  
Blogger Martini Love said...

That is a cute pic!! And US who... that make me laugh out loud, now people are sure I am crazy, I am always laughing at my computer! HAHA!

2:28:00 PM  
Blogger Minerva said...

I love the sassiness of this... Well met stranger...

Minerva

6:15:00 PM  
Blogger happyandblue2 said...

LOL. Great answers. It's a little scary that they are probably true but they are great answers..

7:48:00 PM  
Blogger Rurality said...

I must know who you dressed as at Rocky Horror...!

10:04:00 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I really enjoyed reading those...enjoyed reading more about you. There were several I wanted to comment on but by the time I got to the bottom of the list I'd forgotten them all lol

10:52:00 PM  
Blogger Leesa said...

Great answers!

1:45:00 PM  
Blogger MilkMaid said...

OOooooOOOoooooOOOOo a 151 sinus douche?

*ouch* *ouch* *ouch*

congrats on the kidlet to come!

9:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Xerraire said...

Cute answers to your meme!
:)

Liked getting to know you!

Barb
"Xerraire"

7:28:00 AM  

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