Utterly Useless

I am proud to announce my membership in an elite pocket of society. Apparently my odd ramblings are the sort of thing that people like so along those lines, feel free to marvel in our inability to contribute, in any constructive manner, to society at large.

Useless Advice From Useless Men is a new approach in the self-help internet craze. Instead of helping out with pointless suggestions from people you don't know, who pretend to have all the answers, we just have fun with them. We still qualify as strangers, but at least in our advice you get the satisfaction of knowing that you can likely come up with better solutions. Should you actually find our advice useful that's your problem (I urge you to read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page before trying anything we suggest).

Ever wondered how to fix relationship issues? Wondering how to approach a girl? How do you deal with pesky inlaws? Yeah, we are looking for help with those too. Until the next Dr. Phil comes along then you may as well drop by and pick up some tips on how to make life on this insane spinning rock a little more bearable.

Got a problem you could use some useless advice on? Then drop us a line at uselessadvice@hotmail.com and we'll give it the useless treatment.