HNT #26
This week has been fraught with misfortune and fatigue.
A sick car will end up eating hundreds of dollars.
My furnace ate another hundred.
The furnace also ate my sleep as I fixed it myself in order to limit the damage to the hundred dollar range as opposed to the hundreds.
The other thing the furnace did was teach.
It taught me that no job will be as easy as you think.
It taught me that furnace repairs can be a lot like playing whack-a-mole at the fair. Everytime you knock one problem down another pops up.
It taught that thermodynamics and a half nekkid body can combine to give a visual indicator of cold.
People have heard of cold climates and water resulting in "shrinkage" for guys and erect nipples for all.
So this week's HNT I show you my shrunken wiener and rigid nipples.
Climate concerns? Biological experiments going with less than desired result?Useless Advice From Useless Men can help. Granted they will likely help you have a laugh, while diverting your attention from something you should really be doing, but they can help nonetheless.
A sick car will end up eating hundreds of dollars.
My furnace ate another hundred.
The furnace also ate my sleep as I fixed it myself in order to limit the damage to the hundred dollar range as opposed to the hundreds.
The other thing the furnace did was teach.
It taught me that no job will be as easy as you think.
It taught me that furnace repairs can be a lot like playing whack-a-mole at the fair. Everytime you knock one problem down another pops up.
It taught that thermodynamics and a half nekkid body can combine to give a visual indicator of cold.
People have heard of cold climates and water resulting in "shrinkage" for guys and erect nipples for all.
So this week's HNT I show you my shrunken wiener and rigid nipples.
Climate concerns? Biological experiments going with less than desired result?Useless Advice From Useless Men can help. Granted they will likely help you have a laugh, while diverting your attention from something you should really be doing, but they can help nonetheless.
posted by Rainypete at 12:00 AM
18 Comments:
Happy HNT! Love the shrunken weiner! Does it plump when you cook it?
LMAO.....love it!!! hehe
HHNT :)
Love it! LMAO! HHNT!
WoooooooHooooooo!! HHNT
LMAO!!!!!! too freakin funny! happy HNT and i hope your furnace is all better.
HA!! love you man, you always crack me up..that facial expression is killing me hey.
Happy HNT!
teeheeee
Clever as always :) HHNT!
What a coincidence! I had nipples and wieners for breakfast. No, wait..... I mean Frankenberry. I always get those mixed up.
ketchup, mustard, bun, relish, milk.
You know I come here for a good laugh and I am never disapointed.
BTW, you just made me real happy that I have a house warranty covering my 40 plus year old furnace. :)
so your weiner's a little small. But it's not wrinkly.
Sorry your hving a bad week.HHNT
Don't nuke (microwave) your weiner. They look really awful then. Well, especially if you stick it in for too long and forget about it for awhile.
Sounds like you had a lousy week. At least you're handy enough to fix household things yourself.
What frightens me a little here is that I actually had to scroll down a tad to see what you had were describing. This means I consciously made an EFFORT to see your shrunken weiner and frozen nipples.
What in good cripes is WRONG with me?
So clever! Not everyone gives a backstory to their photo!
YIKES!!! So sorry for your anguish. But cool pic!
You are a riot.
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