Dare To Dream
We've all had our dreams of another life. If you could choose anything to be what would you choose? June over at My Life posed this question in the form of one of those tags that are floating about. Since I'm supposed to inflict this upon others I will fire this off the the following bodies:
Jodster
Ruth
Karen
So without further ado.......My answers
If I could be a linguist...
I'd be a cunning linguist. Get it . hehehehehe............ dirty
If I could be a porn star...
People would need better eyesight.
If I could be writer...
I'd have a much better blog. I'd very likely be writing like Douglas Adams since I would love to be a real hoopy frood like him.
If I could be an innkeeper...
I'd probably be just like Thénardier, only maybe a little less crooked. Naahhh, probably not. I'd likely make some kind of theme inn. Something along the lines of a shrine to horror movies with rooms modeled after famous scenes. Definitely have to have a Bates Motel room.
If I could be a psychologist...
I would be much more dangerous than I already am. The things I can do to people's minds as it is is pretty spooky. Just imagine with a little training! (Why do I here the Emperor's evil laugh at this thought)
If I could be an architect...
The world would have more structures made of Lego®
If I could be an athlete...
Pretty much anybody would stand a chance. With my athletic prowess at least the play by play guys would be able to relax and call a game at their own pace instead of trying to keep up. There would likely be a proliferation of medals for surfing (web, tv etc...)
If I could be a professor...
I'd have had a go at Mary Ann (Oh wait, you said a professor not the professor). I'd probably bioengineer a virus that targets telemarketers and gives them all laryngitis.
Here's the list
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a service member...
If I could be a business owner...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be an agent
If I could be video game designer...
If I could be a comic book artist...
If I could be a hooker...
If I could be a crack addict....
If I could be a porn star....
If I could be a mime....
If I could be a domestic engineer...
If I could be a chimney sweep....
If I could be a masseuse...
If I could be a taxi driver....
If I could be a priest...
If I could be a fighter pilot...
If I could be a homeless person...
If I could be a biker...
If I could be a mortician...
Since you're supposed to tack some of your own on here they are
If I could be a horror film killer...
If I could be a movie writer...
If I could be a muppet...
If I could be a fast food product...
posted by Rainypete at 12:00 PM
8 Comments:
E-gads! A cunning linguist? Does it make me a bad person because I knew exactly what you meant the instant I read that??? ;)
Good answers!
Funny choices!
blue2go
ha ha ha, just as funny as the metallica box set cunning stunts...
(had to double check i did THAT right...lol)
michael myers in reindeer antlers is just too fReAky...
:0)
Have you seen the Professor lately? He looks terrible!! Almost as awful as that picture at the top of your post! haha
Someone way in the future will unearth the picture you have at the top of this post and will put it in a psychology textbook that graduate students will study for years and years...saying things like "RP was a textbook case" or "What do you think RP was trying to say in this photo?" and especially, "What was RP trying to be?"
Heh.
Cunning Linguist. That's a beautiful goal. Really, I mean that.
But I think you should dedicate yourself to that bioengineer gig. Believe me, while the world needs more cunninglingusits, the world REALLY needs less telemarketers.
ROFL! Great answers!!
Gosh you certainly hit the right button with the linguist answer (hahaha, I crack myself up sometimes!) Love your answers. I shoulda made my answers a lot shorter, then I coulda had more to play with, poop. Great Job!
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