Never Lose Yourself Again!

So the future gets closer every day and we are wait to see what innovations happen next. Well if you're really bored you could invest in a VeriChip! These bad boys are radio frequency identification (RFID) chips that are about the size of a grain of rice. Inject them under your skin, stick them up your nose, just imagine the possibilities!

At $200.00 a pop I could really use this for all sorts of practical purposes. I could tag expensive portable gear like a blackberry or camera. When I forget it at the mall I could easily track it down. Kids don't call home when they should? Pinpoint their location and give 'em hell! You could use it to figure out where you parked when Christmas shopping. I know if I got my hands on this I would be going to my sister-in-law's house and tagging the mice she keeps complaining about. That would make finding their entry point much easier.

Sure it has some downsides, like nosy government types being able to see where I am at all times, but let's face it. I don't really go anywhere all that compelling. If they are that interested in where I am, they are more than welcome to tag me. Knowing I was tagged I'd make a point of spending way too much time in the bathroom and various other odd locations. Figure that one out big brother! Imagine a team of government analysts trying to figure out why I keep traveling to the same abandoned point in the city twelve or thirteen times a day. Once they dispatch the authorities and find a buried cache of my junk mail that'll mess them up for sure.

While fundamentalists in the states claim it to be the mark of the beast I figure we'll throw them off and stick it in a butt-cheek. Didn't read anything about that location in the writings!

I just have to figure out how to adapt it to track my mind so when I lose it I can find it.

Yeah, too late.